Oops.

Clearly, I learned nothing from Lili's experience of drinking German beers and having to work out the next morning. For that matter, clearly I learned nothing from my early 20s. I had four beers last night without dinner, fell asleep on the train, and ended up at Avenue U. Where is Avenue U? I have no idea. Just that the train will take you there, but it will not bring you home. Anyway, I'm pretty sure four beers violates both the "no carbs at night" and "no processed food" rules. Clearly I learned nothing about rebellion from my teenage years.

Jumping should be fun.